thlac exe
Don't ask, it's not that interesting.
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This was on the Howard Stern show. Apparently, despite what the caller said, this is not a terribly common practice. Howard eventually hung up on the woman, which I commend him for. It was a bit... odd.
Listen to Howard Stern on
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Google Whack
mark schlerif, a misspelling of a sports analysts' name.
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Real or Fake?
This is supposedly a collection of Ashton Kutcher's voice mails. Who knows, could be true.
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Hate Life? Watch this
I'm really glad I don't have a daughter.
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Tom Cruise Kills Oprah
This is amusing.
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Fun With Animated Gifs
This one amuses.
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Psychotic banner ad
Not that I'm making fun of the mentally ill, but this banner ad struck me as odd. I guess it's a PSA. Still, odd.
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Downloadable Flash Games (old ones)
Pac-Man, Asteroids, Moon Patrol, lots more. Pleasant distraction. I remember when you had to buy these. I have Microsoft Revenge of Arcade on floppy disks somewhere. I don't even have a floppy drive on my laptop.
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College Student's Site
Open directories can be fun. This one has mpg's, mp3's, dippy photos, all sorts of crap.
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The Crackers
A tasty homage to The Gates.
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Hall of Spam
Two images from spam that I found amusing:
Spam to sell you tweezers
An image of a fat person from spam
It's hard to imagine someone sitting around writing spam messages all day long, but obviously there are many such somebodies doing just that. Scott Richter of OptInRealBig.com (no really, that's what it's called) is responsible for a lot of it. Millions of dollars this prick makes. Oy.
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Jesus Is My Batting Coach
Laugh out loud funny. Idol worshippers, they are.
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Not an actual guarantee
Great moments in disclaimers:
Nonrefundable tickets cannot be refunded.
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Great moments in message boards
If god did'nt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
Found here.
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Vin Diesel
From the IMDB:
Let me first start off by saying that women are the only people that would defend Vin Diesel because they think he's hot, so its really irrelevant what the content of his movie is cause they just want to stare at him in a tanktop. I have yet to meet a man who actually likes Vin Diesel's films and if one actually exsists, he's probably mildly retarded or gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
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More from Craig's
I don't eat mushrooms anymore - what the hell would inspire someone to post this? Why the hell am I linking to it? If a posting is made to a blog and no one reads it, was it ever really posted?
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Amusing Snarkiness from Craig's List
Thank you for yet another 6 gallon bucket of popcorn. Employee spouting has definitely become an art form online.
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Best Football Songs
A discussion of the best football songs ever.
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More Googlewhacking
Amazingly, Smelting Goofballs (no quotes) has two matches. melifuous smelling is a true googlewhack. Now I can relax.
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A Googlewhack
Living Turnstyle is a Googlewhack, although I broke the rules by putting it in quotes.
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Clay Aiken Hates The Little Children
From Gawker, Clay Aiken Hates The Little Children. A great headline for the holidays.
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Gross Spam Subject Line
Subject: re:our stool tests on the 4th
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Google Image Search Brings Interesting Results
This was the first match when I searched for 'bored' on Google images. It's not someone being bored.
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Die Clippy Die!
KILL THE CLIP! Reminds me of Bambi Meets Godzilla. Here's an ASCII version.
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Singing Fish Top Queries
From SingingFish, the top 10 queries, and the top 10 gaining queries:
TOP 10 QUERIES
1. Eminem
2. Usher
3. Britney Spears
4. Linkin Park
5. Green Day
6. Ciara
7. My Boo
8. Blink 182
9. Snoop Dogg
10. Ja Rule
TOP 10 GAINING QUERIES
1. 1985 - Bowling For Soup
2. East Side Boyz
3. Candy Girl
4. About Me
5. Indescribable Chris Tomlin
6. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
7. My Everything
8. Lil Jon Crunk Juice
9. The Walkmen
10. Hoobastank
Bowling for Soup?
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Newhart Stapler Update
It's up to $275. Much better. Hi Bob! (that's a book: 'A Self-Help Guide to the Bob Newhart Show').
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Celebrity Staplers
Why on Earth would anyone want a stapler signed by a celebrity?
And why is the Bob Newhart stapler only bid up to $70.00? What's wrong with the world?
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Sex Sells
From some sleazy 'GET FREE MP3'S HERE!' site.
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Kermit The Effin' Frog
This is just disturbing.
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Great moments in Webjay avatars
From Seb
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So Stupid, Yet So Amusing
Viking Kittens singing Led Zeppelin. Yeah, I know. Fuck you. I like it anyway.
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1930's Sex Catalog
I'm sure everyone on the 'net is linking to this, but I'll do it too.
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Happy Birthday, Sister-Of-A-Drunken-Ho-Cake...
Inside Nicky's Bond Girl Birthday -
I thought she was supposed to be the smart one?
Here's the thing: rich isn't good enough for the Hiltons? They have to be famous too? It worked: I mean, Paris
'wrote' a book, hell, her dog even wrote a book. The parents have a reality TV show coming up. And if she wanted to,
Paris could make a FORTUNE in porn. But why bother? Why not just relax? I guess I'll never know what it's like to be
rich and dissatisfied.
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