When most people get an email mentioning a song or artist they may not be immediately familiar with, what do they do? What I do is go to singingfish.com or altavista's audio search and see what I can find. This is almost a reflex. At times people are amazed at what I find, or are curious where I dug it up, but more often they are confused as to why I found it in the first place. Sometimes the reaction is an agitated one, "What are you doing???"
So maybe I'm nuts, but that's what I like to do. I want to know what a certain song or artist sounds like when I hear them mentioned. Thanks to audio/video search engines (imperfect though they are) I can usually hear/see this almost immediately. The various players in online music want me to pay monthly to do this as a service (Urge.com from MTV and Microsoft is the latest such offering). I've tried a couple of them (Rhapsody for example) but for the most part no service has EVERYthing, which makes it immediately less appealing. Not that you can find everything on SingingFish either. But whether you find what you're looking for or not, you'll find a bunch of stuff, and some of it might even be good. It's also free.
If an all-you-can-eat music service wants to succeed - correction, if they want to be something I would consider using, which isn't the same thing - here's what they need to do:
Be cheap (enough): I'd be willing to pay for a music service (I've done it before) if it has what I want. People pay for cable, and that seemed like a stupid idea when it first came out. And tons of people are paying for satellite radio, a lot of them just to listen to Howard Stern. So if you have what people want, and you are offering it in a way that people can actually use it, they'll buy.
So how am I nuts? I don't know, why is this such an important topic? At least I know it's not just me. Still, a fair amount of people I know, their eyes glaze over when I try to talk about this sort of thing. Then again, most of them still listen to CDs.
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but Earthlink is getting on my nerves.
It may be only me, but my emails to Earthlink users bounce back about 50% of the time. What's irritating is that it doesn't happen immediately, it happens about a week after I've sent the message. Example:
Hi. This is the qmail-send program at www.[server].com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
:
CNAME lookup failed temporarily. (#4.4.3)
I'm not going to try again; this message has been in the queue too long.
--- Below this line is a copy of the message.
But like I said, it's not consistent. The only consistent thing is that its Earthlink. Used to happen occasionally with AOL, but that stopped.
The Internet is broken.
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Today's irritation: people who send gigantic TIFF files when a JPEG would be fine.
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DeeJay Ass-In-Da-Frigidaire
DeeJay Ass-In-Da-Frigidaire really needs his own web site.
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Ewwwww
Unfortunate product names: Scooby-Doo Where's the Bone Boxer Shorts for children
Insert Michael Jackson joke here.
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Revolt!
My computers are fighting back. Not sure what I did, but one of my printers is refusing to print (previously it was only the other person in my office who couldn't get it to print), my Treo bailed on me and had to reset (due to some piece of software I installed), I'm having more trouble than I should copying a DVD (not a commercial one, something that should a simple one-to-one copying job) - it's goofy how these supposedly dumb machines (NO! I didn't say you were dumb! And have you lost weight?) seemingly work together to crap out at the same time.
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Freedom to be Cranky
Somewhere in the history of modern American society, the freedom to be as cranky as one wants to be was lost. I'll try to explain.
Basically, it seems to me that people expect others to be cheerful. This is an extension of the age-old "Hi, how are you?" when any response other than "Fine! And you?" is likely to be met with a resounding "oooookay." I'm not saying that everyone has to give everyone else their life story. It's just that sometimes, I don't really feel like sharing, chatting, or even being within 100 feet of other people. Obviously this is difficult, especially in a place such as New York City, and especially during the work day, unless you work at home (which, frankly, seems more and more appealing by the minute). Still, is it so much to ask for people to simply leave you alone? I'm not talking about good friends, business associates with whom you have work to do, or even people who you share even a small personal bond of some kind. It's the random human flotsam/jetsam that seem to sweep in and out of our lives and demand, or even politely request, attention.
And it isn't only being left alone, although, in theory, that would solve the problem. Maybe I need something from you but I'm not in a good mood. Don't try to cheer me up, okay? Especially if we aren't such great friends. Who appointed you Undersecretary of Cheerfulness?
I realize that some of this may sound (a) harsh or (b) incoherent. Bottom line: if I want to be cranky, I can be cranky. It has nothing to do with you. Or maybe it does and I don't want to tell you. I CAN DO THAT. It's not your problem. If I want it to be your problem, well, we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
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Work at MTV
Lots of jobs at MTV Networks. Some even sound interesting. Not all, but some.
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Why You Should Never Look In Other People's Medicine Cabinets
One word: CIALIS.
I'll take "things I don't want to know" for $1000, Alex.
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Making Up Words
I made up a word:
Sendorphins
The chemicals produced by the brain that cause the pleasure derived from sending email.
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Election Apologies
Is everyone in these photos white?
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Stuff I want to yack about later
Dear IE, I'm leaving you for good from ZDNet. The comments are particularly good.
Three articles from the NY Post Sunday Business section:
CHICKEN JERK & ALIEN BEES
I just noticed that the Post's business section is called wealth on NYPost.com. Interesting.
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Great cartoon
...it's not Clear Channel that's holding us back...
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ebay = comedy!
brett
this guy is PISSED.
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New blogging script
brett
Thanks to Jim Nachlin for making it easier to post the shit I find online.
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Dodge Poetry
brett
I thought that this was like Dodgeball, but with poetry. 'But since I would not stop for death, KINDLY STOP FOR THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!'
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google likes penguins
bs
we like this google logo:
http://www.google.com/logos/newyear04.gif
happy new year!
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christmas cube
bs
sounds like a weird movie.
http://stono.cs.cofc.edu/~kantalad/index.html
this guy decorated his office cube. only thing there isn't are pictures of what his boss and co-workers did when they saw it.
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amazon
bs
this is too much:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000B3D4G/brettsingeassocl
and not just money. it's a viking mascot! for $859.00! and it has a comment!
this is my favorite part:
'Availability: Please allow 45 days for processing and shipping'
i just ordered 12.
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huh?
bs
someone is messing with amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000CAB2M/brettsingeassocl
it's the qwert iggle!
what the hell is that? i have no idea, and i'm guessing that it doesn't exist.
of course, there's more qwert on amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/listmania/list-browse/-/26LGGR0YWKKFP/ref=cm_lm_dp_l_1/002-4579003-8419268
i really have no idea what the hell this is about. the manual for the qwert iggle talks about emu juice, which is, you
know, geting juice out of emus. i just can't keep looking at this. of course, i'm the guy who looked up gullible in the
dictionary, so what do i know.
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promting beer
bs
http://www.beer.com/beerdotcom/beerdotcom.portal?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=web_o_wonders&_articleid=1070298245678&_t=default
got some spam with an @beer.com return address. it wasn't about beer.
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tivo haiku
bs
tivoku? i don't know.
i emailed this to jim:
On Tue, 2 Dec 2003, Brett Singer wrote:
> TiVo is my God
> How did I live without thee?
> Silver box of dreams
>
> http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ttzd/20031125/tc_techtues_zd/113287&cid=1739&ncid=1729
who replied with this:
At 11:01 AM 12/2/2003 -0500, you wrote:
Blooping box of joy
Commercial free viewing thing
Your haiku is better.
and i wrote this:
Taping old cartoons
Delete without watching them
How much fun is this?
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bonuseses
bs
http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=84031&threshold=1&commentsort=0&tid=105&tid=186&mode=thread&pid=7347848#7348350
http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/10/29/1926226&mode=thread&tid=105&tid=186
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is it live or is it vinyl?
bs
this is just fucking creepy:
http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-43845.jsp
get an aibo people! children are not pets.
if it's a child's toy, who's it for, the manson kids?
if it's a collectible, jeffrey dahmer perhaps?
insert michael jackson joke here
eww.
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geeky comics
bs
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ft/2003/ft031118.gif
what's funny is that this is a mainstream comic strip, and that's not a very mainstream joke. this cartoonist does that a lot, actually.
this one is just a bad pun:
http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ft/2003/ft031116.gif
somebody needs to get out more.
oh wait, that's ME...
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keith richards data
bs
from the Drive Savers web site:
http://www.drivesavers.com/celebrity/richards.html
When Keith Richards lost important information for The Rolling Stones Bridges to Babylon Tour, DriveSavers engineers recovered his data and gave him satisfaction.
important information for keith richards:
- where he was
- where his cigarettes were
- how to play "satisfaction"
- when his blood transfusion appointment is
all of this, and more, is on keith richards' hard drive...
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mtv joins the army
bs
mtv has a banner ad on its site for the army.
http://www.brettsinger.net/projects/blog/temp/mtvarmy.jpg
make up your own joke there.
this is where the ad goes to:
http://banner.goarmy.com/banrtrck/banrdocs/armyop42.jsp;jsessionid=5D7ADD85FB24A68541A4DD184EFF9BD4?banner=3389-013i-0345-0803-42
i've been meaning to try their video game, but i haven't yet.
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pirates-defined
bs
lucas defines pirates
http://www.gonze.com/index.cgi
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old browsers
bs
yes, old browsers
http://browsers.evolt.org/
also of use:
http://www.oldversion.com/
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who?
bs
would you listen to this woman?
http://www.officedepot.com/renderStaticPage.do?file=/promo/webcafe/index.html&template=promo
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radio sites
bs
from here:
http://sourceforge.net/forum/message.php?msg_id=1743446
http://www.radioio.com
http://www.radiostorm.com
http://www.virginradio.co.uk
http://www.kexp.org/
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some surveys are ok
bs
http://www.mediatechnics.com/pages/contactthanks.htm
this is short and to the point, and one can actually see what it will be used for. not everyone with a website is an idiot.
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more apple
bs
video of the itunes for windows announcement (steve jobs: "it's the best windows app ever written!").
http://news.com.com/1601-2-5092654.html
screenshots of itunes:
http://www.brettsinger.net/projects/blog/temp/itunes.jpg
http://www.brettsinger.net/projects/blog/temp/itunes2.jpg
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gotta love apple
bs
this was great - how apple announced the emergence of itunes for windows.
http://www.brettsinger.net/projects/blog/temp/hellfrozeover.jpg
they should put that on a t-shirt.
the new itunes is actually extremely cool. this article (http://reviews-zdnet.com.com/AnchorDesk/4520-7298_16-5092603.html) kind of knocked the software, and a lot of the message board posts were poo-pooing the whole thing. a newer piece (http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1103-5093454.html) is more balanced (david coursey's stuff seems to be getting lamer and lamer as time goes on), although some people say that it crashes their win2k pro systems (mine are fine).
personally, i love it. it works fantastically so far, and the radio module is the best i've seen. someone on the zdnet forum said musicmatch offered better value - of course, itunes is free, as another poster pointed out, so use 'em both. system crashes are worrisome, but i haven't seen them yet, so maybe it's certain software.
i tried getting streamripper (http://streamripper.sourceforge.net/) to record the streams (the blues radio station, for example, is way cool), but i can't get it to work yet. however, streamripper has it's own radio module built in that works REALLY WELL so far. try it. mac version is http://streamripperx.sourceforge.net/.
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make winamp freak out
bs
http://www.brettsinger.net/projects/blog/temp/winampoops2.mp4
it turns out my 'net connection went down for a moment, i thought that it just couldn't find the files. i recorded it using this software:
http://www.ehelp.com/camstudio/product/screenrecording/
so i thought i'd discovered something, but i just needed to reboot windows. story of my (computing) life.
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tasty spam tease
bs
just got some spam where the subject line was empanada. i opened it. i was pissed when it was NOT in fact about empanadas. i like empanadas.
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amazon
bs
http://www.brettsinger.net/projects/blog/blahblah/amazon.jpg
amazon likes you to have all perspectives.
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???
bs
http://lumbercartel.freeyellow.com/
no idea if this is true/not true.
from the page:
"We now know there are over 600 anti-spammers who are on the payroll of these two large lumber companies, and the exact number we have found to date scares the hell out of me. However, when we investigated the lumber companies we found that 17.5% of all trees that are used for something and not just cut to clear ground, in the world are used for paper products."
so basically part of the anti-spam campaign (not sure if this means a specific one or a conspiratorial 'everybody's in on it' thing) is sponsored by lumber companies who don't want their profits to go down. okay.
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papermag.com
bs
this was in paper magazine 'vip' e-newsletter. it amuseth.
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21
If there's one thing that gets us hot, it's knitting. That's why this
Sunday we'll be knitting our buns off at the Fifth Annual Knit-Out and
Crochet Event. Not only will there be free lessons, demonstrations by
master knitters and displays of a host of new knitting and crochet
products but there's also loads to do for both novices of the needle and
experts alike. Union Square Park, Union Square. Broadway at 17th St.
12-5 p.m. Free.
http://www.papermag.com/cgi-bin/frameset/paperdaily.cgi?today/
http://www.papermag.com/cgi-bin/frameset/paperdaily.cgi?tomorrow/
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SILLY
bs
silly fun with flash:
http://www.skop.com/brucelee/index.htm
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